*warning: this post may be very explicit. if you are sensitive about sexual detail, you might not want to read this.
a couple days ago a friend of mine told me that after her partner went down on her, he spit. she asked what he was spitting out and he said “saliva and juices and stuff.” she was offended. she asked me what i thought.
well, i would be offended too. but i know a lot of girls that after giving a blow job, don’t swallow the semen. i asked one girlfriend of mine why she didn’t, and she said because she can’t stand the feeling of it going down her throat. “but it’s just like snot!” i responded. this caused her a look of excruciating discomfort, while i laughed like a hyena.
according to chris rock (i tried and tried to find a video of this stand up, but cannot for the life of me), “spitters are quitters. you know she’s in love if she swallows.” hahahha.
i wonder if this is a question discussed among gay men. i didn’t feel as if it would be okay to call up any of my gay guy friends and ask them about oral sex at the moment, though. “oh hey ***, i know i haven’t talked to you in a couple days, but could you just tell me if you really mind swallowing someone’s semen?”
for other guys i know, it is hard for them to get off during a blow job, so the lady doesn’t really have much of a decision. it’s not that the person giving head is bad at it, it just a) takes a really long time (and jaws start to ache) or b) isn’t that guy’s favorite thing.
just to let you know, semen is about 15 calories a load. not bad! also, it’s loaded with protein. i’ve seriously heard of girls rubbing it on their faces for a facial (haha, pun intended).
AND, PEOPLE MAKE RECIPES WITH SEMEN. swear.
i’ll leave you with this….bizzare video that appeared on jezebel today, somewhat related, but strangely hilarious. this cartoon penis is having so much fun with his foreskin …
p.s. if you aren’t swallowing because you don’t like the taste, tell your lover to drink more water, less alcohol and soda, eat more fruits and veggies and less sugar, and to stop smoking.
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I really want to see the results of men who change their diet to change the taste of their semen! Hmm….great post, love. Informative and well, dirty.
And, 15 CALORIES?!? Wowzers. Subsitute for a snack?
I just thought on this gorgeous Sunday morning I’d catch up with your blog. What a fabulous decision.
On this topic, all I’m going to say is that if something tastes bad, I don’t want to taste it twice or for longer than necessary. I’m making myself gag now.
Unrelated, I’m adding you to the SnackFace blogroll.
hahhahahah, i have such a dirty mind now, and made so many gagging jokes in my head when i read that.
yayyy! i love snackface and have recently started obsessively reading it, and reading older posts.
Quite a different type o’ blog. Very up front and I guess that works. Keep it up.
haha thanks! i always wonder what peoples’ reactions are when they don’t really know what my blog is about.
I think this is a really interesting blog post.
Being a homosexual — I didn’t even realize a guy would have to “spit” after giving a girl … you know. It does make sense though… I’ve heard those things are like rivers sometimes! Gross.
Anyway – I know a lot of gays and I’d just like to say that most of them #1 like giving head and #2 will swallow because they think it will make the experience better for the other guy. Which, I’ll admit, it sort of does.
HOWEVER – I refuseeee to let that shit get anywhere in and/or around my mouth. I’d actually prefer it to stay away from anywhere on an/or around my face, as well. Unless I’m feeling particularly dirty.
Now that I’ve stated more about my personal preferences and gays than I’m sure anyone wants to know …. just wanted to get the gays’ p.o.v. in there. (Keep in mind it’s different for everyone … this is just an observance I’ve had.)
Oh yeah and girls – don’t get mad if a guy spits!!! Excretions from ANY sexual organ are geerosssss!!
THANKS!!! for the input pat. a guy’s point of view was much needed. and yes, i’d also never heard of a straight guy spitting after giving a female oral sex until my friend told her story.
I think that it’s pretty awesome that you’re talking about this… I personally wouldn’t have the guts to blog about this topic. But because I am feeling pretty frisky right now, let me just say — the decision on whether or not to spit or swallow doesn’t have much to do about calories for me.
That video is absolutely ridiculous, by the way… was it shown on children’s television, or what? Foreskins are pretty weird things, but it would definitely be more relevant for a show in Europe to show a character with one than here in America.
What an awesome blog: great pictures, hilarious topics, well written and relevant.
thanks dev!!!!! come back from china plz.